Now that I’ve eaten my weight in chocolate, binge-watched a few box sets and argued over the rules of Scrabble, Christmas has come to a close and it’s time to bid adieu to 2016.
And what a year it’s been.
We’ve seen war and conflict, the wrath of ISIS,the triumph of a tangerine-faced tycoon and the fall of Harambe.
From David Bowie to Princess Leia, stars have dropped like the value of the pound and Brexit meant Brexit which meant nothing at all.
Oh, and for some reason people started running around dressed as killer clowns.
So yeah, it’s been a pretty bizarre year.
On a personal level however 2016 hasn’t been too shabby.
I climbed the highest mountain in North Africa, got a degree, sampled veganism, met Basil Brush, rode in a hot air balloon, reached 100wpm at shorthand and quit alcohol for good.
I made new friends, travelled, laughed, cried, sang and danced.
I saw the sunrise in the Sahara and Elton John in concert.
I had my heart broken and I made mistakes.
But in the end, through all of these ups and downs, I’ve grown as a person and inched one fumbling step closer to finding my place in this crazy world.
Then again, it’s New Year’s Eve so really I should forget all of this, focus on my faults, draft some resolutions and set about making 2017 my “best year yet.”
I’m not usually cynical about New Year’s resolutions.
After all I’m the kind of person who actually writes down life goals and approaches tidying with colour-coded post-it notes.
But as the saying goes “The road to Hell is paved with good intentions”, Hell in this case being the sofa which most return to one month into an annual gym membership.
So this year I’m not going to go for the same old “new year, new me” spiel.
As Gloria Gaynor sang “I am what I am”, so even though I maybe would like to have the body of a supermodel, the motivation of an Olympic athlete and the grace and beauty of a film star, I realise that such goals are unattainable.
So instead of making my New Year’s resolutions things which I would like to change about myself, I’m going to propose three things.
One thing I want to achieve, one thing I want to try and one philosophy I want to live my life by:
1.) Learn how to drive – not because all my friends are doing it or because someone told me to, but because it’s pretty essential for journalists and I’d like to have fewer public transport nightmares.
2.) Try dance classes – not because I want to get fit, or lose weight, or meet a sexy dance partner, but because it should be a laugh (if only for the other people in the class.)
3.) Embrace being single – not because I’m uber confident and don’t need anyone or because I want to have a Sex and the City-esque lifestyle but because I’m wasting too much time wishing that I was in a relationship (or pretending that I’m not) when I should just be enjoying life as it is.
So that’s it.
So long, farewell, auf wiedersehen, goodbye 2016.
May 2017 bring you all that your heart desires.
Live long and prosper 🙂